Joke of the Day

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In court, the judge asked the accused, “Did you take Mr. Fred’s wallet?”

The accused replied, “Yes, yes I did. I didn’t want him to shoot himself.”

Confused by the reply, the judge asks, “Why do you think he’d shoot himself with his wallet?”

“Because it was loaded, your honor.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).