At a wedding ceremony the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
He proclaimed it was their time to stand up and talk or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful young woman, carrying a child.
She began walking slowly down the center aisle, towards the minister.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying.
Then slowly the groom’s mother fainted.
The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The minister asked the woman, “Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
There was absolute silence in the church, then the woman replied, “We can’t hear you in the back rows.”