Joke of the Day

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I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss.

One day I was in the break room with another manager.

I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in an Ace Hardware paper bag.

My co-worker stopped mid-bite and stared at me, looking a little tense.

When I pulled my sandwich out of the bag, he sighed in relief.

“What’s the matter?” I asked him.

“Uh, nothing,” he replied, “I was beginning to think you really do eat nails for lunch.”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).