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A Warning to all Parents: Immediately stop feeding your children Kellogg’s Rice Krispies.

It’s not absorbed into their bodies in a healthy manner. It’s actually stored in their bodies and the effects become visible when they are older.

I used to eat Rice Krispies when I was young and now that I am older, I can attest to the effects of this.

Every morning when I wake up and get out of bed, everything in my body snaps, crackles and pops.

Pass this on to everyone, to stop this from happening in their old age.

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).