Joke of the Day

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A minister goes to the dentist for a set of dentures.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only five minutes.

The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.

The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 45 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The minister explains that the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t talk for more than five minutes.

The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than ten minutes.

But, the third Sunday, he put his wife’s dentures in by mistake and he couldn’t shut up.

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).