Joke of the Day

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Four golfers were waiting their turn on the tee box when a naked woman
ran across the fairway and into the woods.

Two men in white coats and another guy carrying two buckets of sand were
chasing her. In addition, a little old man was bringing up the rear.

One of the golfers asked the old man, “What’s going on?”

The old guy said, “She’s a nymphomaniac from the asylum. She keeps
trying to escape and we attendants are trying to catch her.”

The golfer replied, “What about the guy with the buckets of sand?”

The old guy said, “That’s his handicap. He caught her last time.”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).