Four golfers were waiting their turn on the tee box when a naked woman
ran across the fairway and into the woods.
Two men in white coats and another guy carrying two buckets of sand were
chasing her. In addition, a little old man was bringing up the rear.
One of the golfers asked the old man, “What’s going on?”
The old guy said, “She’s a nymphomaniac from the asylum. She keeps
trying to escape and we attendants are trying to catch her.”
The golfer replied, “What about the guy with the buckets of sand?”
The old guy said, “That’s his handicap. He caught her last time.”
Attribution: Fred
