Joke of the Day

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Did you hear what happened?” John asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work.

“Hear what” I asked, my curiosity peaked.

“The regional vice president died this morning!”

“What?!” I asked, totally stunned. “What happened?”

“He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack,” John began explaining. “Everyone was gone except his secretary. You know the one.”

“Boy, do I. She’s that young, blonde babe.”

“Yeah, that’s the one. Turns out she isn’t too smart though.”

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“He kept yelling at her to ‘call 9-1-1.’ She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number.”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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