Joke of the Day

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These are the only ten times in history the “F” word has been acceptable for use:

10. “What the @#$% was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?” – Custer, 1877

8. “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938

7. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926

6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. “You want what on the @#$%ing ceiling?” – Michelangelo,1566

4. “Where the @#$% are we?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC

2. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?” – Bill Clinton, 1999

1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @%#*^ing mad.” – Osama bin Laden, November, 2001

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).