Joke of the Day

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More Classic Insults:

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend. If you have one.” — George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill followed by Churchill’s response: “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one.”

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” — Stephen Bishop

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” — John Bright

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” — Irvin S Cobb

“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” — Samuel Johnson

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).