More Classic Insults:
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend. If you have one.” — George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill followed by Churchill’s response: “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one.”
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” — Stephen Bishop
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” — John Bright
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” — Irvin S Cobb
“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” — Samuel Johnson
Attribution: Fred
