Classic Insults:
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” — Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure” — Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” — William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” — Groucho Marx
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” — Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” — Oscar Wilde
Attribution: Fred
