Joke of the Day

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Classic Insults:

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” — Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure” — Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” — William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” — Groucho Marx

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” — Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” — Oscar Wilde

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

One comment on “Joke of the Day

  1. Might be slightly off topic, but this is something that I think needs to be put in the public debate:

    When anyone says you are dangerous because you have a gun, you are being accused of being a criminal without having ever committed a crime. Any business that says “No guns allowed” or “This is a gun-free zone” should be SUED for defamation of character of implying that any gun owner or holder is in fact a person entering with the intention of committing a crime. If you agree with this, then let’s get this out for EVERYBODY, and put the liberals on notice that they will be facing court prosecution of implying that a law abiding citizen in possession of a weapon of ANY sort is thought to have criminal intent. This includes knives, forks spoons, baseball bats, and anything else. If a person ic shot and killed during the commission of a crime, then the act is justified for the public good.

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