A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!
Cop says, ‘License and registration, please.’
Lawyer says, ‘What for?’
Cop says, ‘Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’
Lawyer says, ‘I slowed down and no one was coming.’
Cop says, ‘Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.’
Lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
Cop says, ‘The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!’
Lawyer says, ‘If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
Cop says, ‘Sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir.’
The lawyer exits his vehicle.
The cop takes out his baton and starts beating the crap out of the lawyer and says, ‘Dae ye want me to stop or just slow doon?’