Joke of the Day

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Ron shows up at the bar all out of breath, so John asks him, “What is wrong with you?”

So Ron says, “I’ve been running from the cops, but I think I finally lost them.”

John then asked, “What the heck did you do?”

Ron replied, “I was urinating in the shower and the cops just showed up to arrest me!”

“That’s not against the law,” said John.

“That’s what I thought,” said Ron. “But those guys at Home Depot sure must of thought it was!”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).