Ron shows up at the bar all out of breath, so John asks him, “What is wrong with you?”
So Ron says, “I’ve been running from the cops, but I think I finally lost them.”
John then asked, “What the heck did you do?”
Ron replied, “I was urinating in the shower and the cops just showed up to arrest me!”
“That’s not against the law,” said John.
“That’s what I thought,” said Ron. “But those guys at Home Depot sure must of thought it was!”