Joke of the Day

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One evening, a husband thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast.’ Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”

His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning, the husband took a pair of clean undershorts out of his drawer. “What the heck is this?” he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

“Patsy,” he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

She replied, “It’s not talcum powder, it’s Miracle Grow!”

Attribution: Fred

 

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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