Joke of the Day

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The official glossary to running late…

“On the way…” – Still in bed.

“In the car…” – In the shower.

“GPS says 35 min…” – Getting ready.

“There’s traffic…” – Leaving the house.

“Parking now…” – 15 minutes out.

“Can’t find a spot…” – 5 minutes out.

“Walking in…” – Looking for a spot.

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).