Joke of the Day

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Three dead bodies turned up at the morgue, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner called the police to tell them the causes of death.

First body: “Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,” said the coroner.

Second body: “Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars in the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”

The officer asked, “What about the third body?”

“Ah,” said the coroner, “this is the most unusual one. A crazy Redneck from Louisiana, 30, struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” inquired the officer.

“Thought he was having his picture taken.”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).