Three dead bodies turned up at the morgue, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner called the police to tell them the causes of death.
First body: “Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,” said the coroner.
Second body: “Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars in the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”
The officer asked, “What about the third body?”
“Ah,” said the coroner, “this is the most unusual one. A crazy Redneck from Louisiana, 30, struck by lightning.”
“Why is he smiling then?” inquired the officer.
“Thought he was having his picture taken.”
Attribution: Fred
