An older lady gets pulled over for speeding …
Older woman: “Is there a problem, officer?”
Officer: “Ma’am, you were speeding.”
Older woman: “Oh, I see.”
Officer: “Can I see your license, please?”
Older woman: “I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one.”
Officer: “You don’t have one?”
Older woman: “I lost it four years ago for drunk driving.”
Officer: “I see … can I see your vehicle’s registration papers please?”
Older woman: “I can’t do that.”
Officer: “Why not?”
Older woman: “I stole this car.”
Officer: “Stole it?”
Older woman: “Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.”
Officer: “You what?”
Older woman: “His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.”
The officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for backup. Within five minutes, five police cars circle her car. A police supervisor slowly approaches her car, grasping his half drawn firearm.
Police supervisor: “Ma’am, would you exit out of your vehicle, please!”
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: “Is there a problem, sir?”
Police supervisor: “One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.”
Older woman: “Murdered the owner?”
Police supervisor: “Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please?”
The woman opened the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Police supervisor: “Is this your car, ma’am?”
Older woman: “Yes, here are the registration papers.”
The supervisor is quite stunned.
Police supervisor: “One of my officers claims that you do not have a driver’s license.”
The woman digs into her handbag, pulls out her wallet and hands her license to the supervisor. The supervisor examines her license. He looks quite puzzled.
Police supervisor: “Thank you ma’am. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a driver’s license, that you stole this car and that you murdered and hacked up this car’s owner.”
Older woman: “Bet the liar told you I was speeding too!”