Joke of the Day

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Two guys go into a pub. There is a swing band playing the old song “Yes, we have no bananas”.

Guy 1: I love this song!

Guy 2: Yes. I think it’s written by Mozart.

Guy 1: Of course it’s not. They didn’t make swing music in Mozart’s time.

Guy 2: Yes they did!

Guy 1: You’re stupid! They didn’t even have bananas back then.

Guy 2: I know, that’s the name of the song!

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).