The eight Saddam Hussein body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad.
Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and says, ‘I have some good news and some bad news.’ They ask for the good news first.
“Aziz says, ‘The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all still have jobs.’
“And the bad news?” they ask.
Aziz replies, ‘He’s lost an arm.'”