An Islamic Imam was driving through a rural town in Alabama, when he is pulled over by a country cop. The cop gets out of his car and approaches the window of the Imam’s car.
“Do you know how fast you were going?” The cop says.
The Imam responded angrily, “I have no stinking clue, infidel!”
The cop, surprised, looked the Imam back in the eyes and said, “What did you just say ta me?”
The Imam apologized, saying. “I’m sorry officer, it’s Ramadan and I’ve been fasting. It’s part of Sharia law and I’m very on edge.”
The cop wrote the man a ticket and looked down at him. He then responded by saying, “One, yer Sharia law don’t let you slide past all our laws, an’ two, it ain’t called fastin’, stupid. It’s called speedin’.”