Joke of the Day

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I went to my local pharmacy and asked to speak to the pharmacist on duty.

As I waited, I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon
and set them on the counter.

The pharmacist came over, smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, “Yes! Could you please taste this for me?”

Seeing a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along. He took the spoon,
put a tiny bit of liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swirled it around.

Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spit it out on the
floor and began coughing.

When he was finally finished coughing, I looked him right in his eyes
and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?”

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a malicious look in
his eyes yelled, “Hell No!”

I said, “Thank goodness … that’s a relief! My doctor told me to have a
pharmacist test my urine for sugar!”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).