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The Blonde’s 911 Call

A blonde was cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911.

911 Operator: What is your emergency?

Blonde: It’s my husband! I accidentally shot my husband! I’ve killed him!

911 Operator: Please calm down, ma’am. Can you make sure he’s actually dead?

[Click] … “BANG”

Blonde: Okay, I’ve done that. Now what?

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).