The Blonde’s 911 Call
A blonde was cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911.
911 Operator: What is your emergency?
Blonde: It’s my husband! I accidentally shot my husband! I’ve killed him!
911 Operator: Please calm down, ma’am. Can you make sure he’s actually dead?
[Click] … “BANG”
Blonde: Okay, I’ve done that. Now what?
Attribution: Fred
