Joke of the Day

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Two tall trees, a Birch tree and a Beech tree, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the Beech says to the Birch, “Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?”

The Birch says, “I cannot tell.”

Just then, a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The Birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?”

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, “It is neither a son of a Beech nor a son of a Birch. It is, however, the best piece of Ash tree I have ever pecked.”

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).