Two ministers who met each Sunday morning riding to their particular
churches. They both enjoyed riding the bikes and talking. Then one
Sunday, one of the ministers was walking.
The other minister said, “My what happened to your bike?”
“Can you believe that someone in my congregation stole it?”
“No!” then an idea struck him, “You want to know how to get your bike back?”
“Next Sunday, give a fire and brimstone sermon on the Ten Commandments
and when you get to the part about Thou Shall Not Steal, just look out
into the congregation and see who looks guilty.”
Well, the next Sunday the minister comes riding up on his bike.
“Hey, I see my suggestion worked.”
“Well sort of, I was going along real good on the Ten Commandments and
when I got to Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery, I remembered where I left