More Simple Home Remedies
And again – if you try these at home, you’re a moron!
1. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough at all.
2. You only need two tools in life … WD40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use WD40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use Duct Tape.
3. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
4. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. A Daily Thought: Some people are like Slinkys … Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.