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More Simple Home Remedies

And again – if you try these at home, you’re a moron!

1. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough at all.

2. You only need two tools in life … WD40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use WD40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use Duct Tape.

3. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

4. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. A Daily Thought: Some people are like Slinkys … Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Attribution: Fred

 

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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