Joke of the Day

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If you answer the phone with, “Hello, you’re on the air,” most telemarketers will quickly hang up!

That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly tun into a karate master.

When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like, “East.”

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. Good times!

My luck is like a bald guy who just won a year’s supply of shampoo.

I run like the winded.

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head, that’ll freak you right out.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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