Joke of the Day

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I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just random;y remember things and get really excited.

I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

To me, “Drink responsibly,” means don’t spill it.

I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.

I hate when a couple argues in public and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).