I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just random;y remember things and get really excited.
I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
To me, “Drink responsibly,” means don’t spill it.
I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.
I hate when a couple argues in public and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.
Attribution: Fred
