A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus
five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher, “What are you teaching my son
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say, two plus two, that
son of a bitch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them
was, two plus two, the sum of which, is four.”