Thoughts from George Carlin:
1. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
2. Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
4. One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
5. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.