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More Carlin Thoughts:

1. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

2. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

3. Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

4. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

5. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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