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More George Carlin Philosophy:

1. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him … is he still wrong?

4. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

5. Is there another word for synonym?

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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