More George Carlin Philosophy:
1. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him … is he still wrong?
4. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
5. Is there another word for synonym?