Joke of the Day

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. 
~Alex Levine 

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was ‘shut up’. 
~Joe Namath

I don’t feel old. 
I don’t feel anything until noon. 
Then it’s time for my nap. 
~Bob Hope 

A woman drove me to drink … 
and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her. 
~W.C. Fields

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. 
The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. 
~George Burns 

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. 
~Billy Crystal

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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