Joke of the Day

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Santa Claus has the right idea …
Visit people only once a year.
~Victor Borge

What would men be without women?
Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce. 
~Mark Twain 

By all means, marry. 
If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. 

I was married by a judge. 
I should have asked for a jury. 
~Groucho Marx 

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. 
Every now and then she stops to breathe. 
~Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. 
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor 

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. 
~Spike Milligan

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).