Joke of the Day

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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. – Demetri Martin

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’ – Tommy Cooper

I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names. – Demetri Martin

If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door. – Paul Beatty

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

When people ask me how many people work here, I say, about a third of them. – Lisa Kennedy Montgomery

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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