1. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the biscuit.
2. The last thing on earth you want to do … will be the last thing you do.
3. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
4. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.
5. If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.
6. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
7. I intend to live forever. So far so good.