Joke of the Day

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1. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the biscuit.

2. The last thing on earth you want to do … will be the last thing you do.

3. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.

4. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.

5. If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.

6. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

7. I intend to live forever. So far so good.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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