A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are in a museum viewing a painting of
Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
“Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.”
“Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked and so beautiful.
Clearly, they are French.”
“No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, “they have only an
apple to eat and they’re being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are