Joke of the Day

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Ok – so it’s a day late.

A parishioner was in front of me, coming out of church on Easter Sunday and the pastor was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands.

He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside.

The pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

The parishioner replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, pastor.”

The pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you, except for Christmas and Easter?”

The parishioner whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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