Joke of the Day

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A man lost both ears in an accident.

No local plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.

He heard of a very good doctor in Sweden and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, “Yes, I can perform the operation.”

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, “You swine, you gave me a woman’s ears!”

“Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man’s or a woman’s.”

“But you’re wrong! I hear everything, but I don’t understand a thing!”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).