Joke of the Day

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you consider your license plate personalized because your Pops made it.

your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Cool Whip” on the side.

the biggest city you’ve ever been to is Walmart.

your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

you’ve used your ironing board as a buffet table.

a tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvements.

you’ve used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

you missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on Jury Duty.

you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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