Carl died and found himself at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter welcomed Carl, but Carl said, “I can’t die yet, I still have a lot to do!”
Carl was told that the only way he could return to earth was if he agreed to go as a chicken.
Carl agreed and instantly found himself in a barn yard scratching for food. All of a sudden, his stomach rolled, he sat down and Carl laid an egg. Carl thought that was great. His stomach rolled again and he laid another egg.
It was then that Carl heard his wife’s voice in the background yelling …
“Carl wake up … you just crapped the bed again!”