Joke of the Day

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Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only about $8 or $9 a day.

Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a new truck, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?

Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos reads his sign: “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”

“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.

“No wonder you only get $8 or $9 a day!” says Jose.

Carlos says, “All right, what is on your sign?”

So, Jose shows him: NEED ONLY $10 MORE TO GET BACK TO MEXICO.

Attribution: Fred

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Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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