There was a man walking alone along a beach. He comes across a bottle with a cork in it.
The man picks up the bottle and pulls out the cork.
A loud roar follows and a genie appears.
The genie says to the man, “I’m a little tired today and I can only give you two wishes.”
The man says “That’s OK, two is enough.” “First, I would like one-billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
Poof – The genie hands the man a paper and says “Here’s the number to your account.”
Next the man says, “Second, I would like to be irresistible to women.”
Poof – the genie turned him into a box of chocolates.