Joke of the Day

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There was a man walking alone along a beach. He comes across a bottle with a cork in it.

The man picks up the bottle and pulls out the cork.

A loud roar follows and a genie appears.

The genie says to the man, “I’m a little tired today and I can only give you two wishes.”

The man says “That’s OK, two is enough.” “First, I would like one-billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”

Poof – The genie hands the man a paper and says “Here’s the number to your account.”

Next the man says, “Second, I would like to be irresistible to women.”

Poof – the genie turned him into a box of chocolates.

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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