Joke of the Day

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A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one
day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for
her fourth wedding.

“Of course, madam,” replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and
color dress are you looking for?”

The bride-to-be said, “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”

“Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are
usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in
the ways of life, if you get my meaning.”

“Well!” replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s directness,
“I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe
it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a
first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our
wedding, he died as we were checking into our honeymoon hotel. My second
husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to
our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and
never spoke to each other again.”

“What about your third husband?”

“That one was a politician,” said the woman, “and every night for two
years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
going to be, but nothing ever happened.”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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