Joke of the Day

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I was walking home late at night and decided to take a short cut through the cemetery. Three girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let them walk along with me. I told them, “I understand, I used to get freaked out too when I was alive.” Never seen anyone run so fast.

What did they yell at Edgar Allen Poe right before he walked into a tree?
POETRY!

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Converting the numbers 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals makes me LIVID.

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
He said Wii.

A group of crows is called a “murder.” But only if there’s probable caws.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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