I was walking home late at night and decided to take a short cut through the cemetery. Three girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let them walk along with me. I told them, “I understand, I used to get freaked out too when I was alive.” Never seen anyone run so fast.
What did they yell at Edgar Allen Poe right before he walked into a tree?
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Converting the numbers 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals makes me LIVID.
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
He said Wii.
A group of crows is called a “murder.” But only if there’s probable caws.