Joke of the Day

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How much does a hipster weigh?
An Instagram.

I’m trying to decide if I should become an athlete or a criminal … so I made a list of pros and cons.

Did you hear that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be doing a movie about classical music?
He’ll be Bach.

Saw this on Facebook and with all the friend request controversy I thought it was hilarious.
“Do not accept a friend request from Hormel Foods. It could be Spam.”

Q: What’s blue and not heavy?
A: Light blue.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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