How much does a hipster weigh?
I’m trying to decide if I should become an athlete or a criminal … so I made a list of pros and cons.
Did you hear that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be doing a movie about classical music?
He’ll be Bach.
Saw this on Facebook and with all the friend request controversy I thought it was hilarious.
“Do not accept a friend request from Hormel Foods. It could be Spam.”
Q: What’s blue and not heavy?
A: Light blue.
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.