A German Shepherd, a Labrador Retriever and a very pampered Bichon Frise all died and stood in front of God at the entrance to the Kingdom of Heaven. God asked all three of them what they believed in.
The Shepherd said, “I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my owner.”
“Good,” said God, “take a seat on my left side.”
“Retriever, what do you believe in?” asked God.
The Retriever answered, “I believe in fun and play, and loving care from my owner.”
“Ah,” God said, “you can come sit at my right side.”
Then he looked at the Bichon, “And how about you?”
The Bichon replied, “I believe you’re in my spot!”