Joke of the Day

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Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden, feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”

Adam said, “I don’t have anyone to talk to.”

God said, “I will make you a companion and it will be a woman.”

He continued, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.

“She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you.

“And will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.

“She will praise you!

“She will bear your children.

“And never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

“She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”

God replied, “An arm and a leg.”

Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”

Attribution: Fred

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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