Joke of the Day

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Ol’ Fred was in the hospital, near death. The family called his closest friend to stand with them.

As the friend stood next to the bed, Ol’ Fred’s condition
appeared to deteriorate rapidly and he motioned frantically for something
to write on.

The friend lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol’ Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then
suddenly died.

The friend thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as Ol’ Fred’s friend was finishing the eulogy, he realized that
he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol’ Fred
died. He said, “You know, Ol’ Fred handed me a note just before
he died. I haven’t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I’m sure
there’s a word of inspiration there for us all.”

He opened the note, and read, “Please step to your left — you’re
standing on my oxygen tube!”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).