Rule for Housekeeping
It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
Never make fried chicken in the nude.
To hang up more clothes, buy bigger door knobs or another exercise machine.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby
creating a romantic atmosphere.
When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.