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Rule for Housekeeping

It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.

Never make fried chicken in the nude.

To hang up more clothes, buy bigger door knobs or another exercise machine.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby
creating a romantic atmosphere.

When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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