Joke of the Day

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A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions and asks an older priest to observe one of his sessions to give him some tips.

After a few minutes of listening, the old priest suggests that they have a word.

I’ve got a few suggestions, he says. “Try folding your arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand.”

The new priest tries this. “Very good,” says his senior. “Now try saying things like ‘I see’, ‘I understand’ and ‘Yes, go on.'”

The younger priest practices these sayings, too. “Well done,” says the older priest. “Don’t you think that’s better than slapping your knee and saying: No way! What happened next?”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

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