Joke of the Day

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The pro-football team had just finished its daily practice when a large turkey strutted onto the field.

While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and requested a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran through the defensive line.

When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, “Your are terrific! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge signing bonus.”

“Forget the bonus,” the turkey said. “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”

About the Common Constitutionalist

Brent, aka The Common Constitutionalist, is a Constitutional Conservative, and advocates for first principles, founders original intent and enemy of progressives. He is former Navy, Martial Arts expert. As well as publisher of the Common Constitutionalist blog, he also is a contributing writer for Political Outcast, Godfather Politics, Minute Men News (Liberty Alliance), Freedom Outpost, the Daily Caller, Vision To America and Free Republic. He also writes an exclusive weekly column for World Net Daily (WND).

One comment on “Joke of the Day

  1. For an additional joke, try this (close to Thanksgiving is best):

    An international incident happened at a New York restaurant on Thanksgiving day. The waiter tripped.

    It was the downfall of Turkey
    the overflow of Greece
    the destruction of China
    and everybody went Hungary
    except for those who remember the Chile in the kitchen

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